As you’ve probably already realized (from my fkd up posts and Posts That Go Missing) this is my first blog, and while I’m learning my way around, I’ve only recently discovered the ‘stats’ section. So much fun! I can see what countries people who view the posts are from – and while I expect visits from my fellow FUCUPS in the US, UK, Canada, S.Africa and Finland- I am surprised to see France, the Phillippines, Brazil, Latvia and Montenegro. I wish they’d stop in and say g’day! And then the really fun part – what search terms bring people here to the Champ Box. Here are some of my favourites….
* Steve McGarrett/Alex O’Loughlin– this is pretty self-explanatory, but I’m going to post pics anyway. Because you can never have too many pics of AOL. And that’s really the whole reason for this post – an excuse to trawl through hundreds of AOL pics. 🙂
* Mick St John – again…no explanation needed
* Hawaii Five 0
* Lori Weston, Lori Weston bye, Lori Weston and Steve McGarrett
(I’m not posting a picture of LW and McG together. On principle. Because it just.didn’t.work)
Is Lori Weston off Hawaii five o
Why yes. Yes she is. Too bad, so sad.
Lori Weston returning to Hawaii five o
Oh, God. Noooooooooo!!!
What happened to lori weston on hawaii 5-0
Oh, you know. That old cliché…she fell in love with the boss. And anyway, who cares?!?
YES! Goodbye, Lori.
I love this one! It’s just how I said it in my head when she exited Show
Lori Weston blog
Please. No. It would be as boring and uninteresting as her character.
what does lori weston say to mcgarrett in hawaii 5-0 before she leaves
‘I have feeeeeeeeelinnnnnnngs for you so I can’t do my job properly and I must leave.’ *waits* McGarrett says ‘Ok, we’ll miss you. Bye.’
* pants that steve mcgarret wears/steve mcgarrett in cargo pants
Because you asked ever so nicely…
* Angry tumblr gifs
Someone wants to see Steve’s SEAL face
* Vampire steve mcgarret
This one was hard to find! I like how he’s all bloody, just like a vampire should be.
Lestat and louis making out
Get outta here! Ewwww.
vampire westy twitter
* Steve mcgarret boxe
Perhaps this person was interrupted before they could finish typing their search in. Not sure if they’re looking for Steve’s champ box, Steve boxing, or Steve in a pair of boxer shorts?
* westy mick
* chuck norris 70th birthday
So, technically this was not for Chuck’s birthday, but I love it so much.
* Alex oloughlin oyster farmer making love
This pic was so hard to find. I thought the only way I was going to get one was to watch TOF again. Thank God I found this, tiny as it is.
* Huge granny panties
* hawaii five-0 holster steve mcgarrett
* alex o’loughlin scar on chest
Go here for the most in-depth and scientific study of the scars.
* steve mcgarrett tattoo
Could you please be more specific! Which one?
* alex a bombers
Don’t you mean ‘Alex is not ‘A’ Bomber? Because Alex is a West Coast Eagle!
And finally…my three favourite search terms:
3. Helen mirren p0rn
Really, searching person? I’ll bet you were pretty disappointed when you got here.
2. mcgarret corn
Is this the same person who was looking for Helen Mirren p0rn? Is this a typo? An opinion on AOL’s acting? Someone looking for a picture of Alex chowing down on some corn on the cob? Maybe Alex has a little problem with his toes? (Even though he has great toe control!) This one has me stumped and the only reference I could find was for The Back Up Plan. (How dare they?? Such a classic movie. Not corny at all!)
And my all time fave…..
alex o’loughlin is ugly – IKR? Here, let me show you just how ugly he is.
I’m going now to pour bleach into my eyes and wash away all the ugly 😉
About the pics…as usual. If I’ve used one of yours, let me know and I’ll credit you. Thanks! 🙂