The Mom Files – 1:2

Steve has a wardrobe malfunction.Β 

A FUCUP dream comes true. (Too bad we’re not there to see it.)

Mom might be heading back to Japan.




  1. Bwahahaha. When he asked what happened to his cargo pants, I had to scroll back up, because I THOUGHT I had just seen a closet full of them πŸ™‚

    And, um, is that a nudie pic of Cath and her boobies in his closet?

    1. Think those boobies are to big to be Cath’s……..

    2. It could be Cath. Or it could be me πŸ˜‰

      1. LMAO!

  2. Lol! I love how Steve suddenly becomes a little boy again with his mom back home πŸ˜€
    Also noticed the hilarious nudy pic on closet door, also the pineapples pic on the wall. Great details πŸ˜€
    Only thing I donΒ΄t get, the last one, why would he want to go to Japan? To buy tan cargos? Help?

    1. Sending mom back to Japan?!

      1. Correct! A one way ticket!

        1. lol! Get rid off mom so soon, and over cargos, too funny πŸ˜€

          1. This is Hi.Lar.I.OUs. She bailed on him when he was 15 — if she doesn’t like his sense of style anymore SHE HAS ONLY HERSELF TO BLAME! πŸ˜†

  3. Westy’ I just love that Steve has the same “needs” as us…….. Tan Cargo’s!!
    Maybe he can rather use the money for the plane ticket to buy a gazillion pairs of tan cargo!!

    1. I think the real story here is not Steven’s need for more TAN cargos, but rather his need to get rid of Mom πŸ˜‰

      I don’t think the reunion was quite what he was expecting!

      1. Yes, I think doing your own thing for 20 yrs, can have that effect……there will be some getting use to… :lol

  4. Infant_Sardonic · · Reply

    Ha! That awkward moment when your mum goes through your closet and finds a topless pic of your girlfriend (pin up? If it’s not Cath).

    When this doesn’t happy in show there’ll be some disappointed fans. πŸ˜‰

    1. Wait until Mom looks under his mattress….

  5. !!!!!!

    “I AM wearing my thigh holsters!” His little face! Westy, you kill me.

    Since Steve was shy about going downstairs with no pants on, might we infer that he is, in fact, going commando? I can’t imagine that he’d worry about him mum seeing him in undercrackers, even after twenty years…

    1. ‘I AM wearing my thigh holsters’ is my faaaaaaaavourite part.


  6. Does Mom only have one dress? Or is this the same day as the lunch box incident?

    Having Mom to stay is worse than having Danno around. He might have made the place look untidy lying all over the couch but at least he didn’t turf out the cargoes!

    And BTW, that’s definitely NOT a pic of me in the wardrobe. Sadly, I will never reach those lofty heights πŸ™‚

    1. I think, if you look in Mom’s closet, you may find a gazillion floral dresses. Steven may throw Mom’s faaaaaaavourite dress in the trash one day!

      1. Aha, like mother like son then. A wardrobe full of cargoes and a wardrobe full of floral dresses! Love to see what would happen if a fav floral dress went missing πŸ™‚

  7. What a hoot! Good details on the boobie pic, expressions and overall relationship. So funny to see kick a$$ McG turn into a “son” and imagine how that would go. Love that she calls him Steven.

  8. Lt. Commander Commando!!!!

    Westy…….I love you!
    That is all.

  9. TAN CARGOS!!!!
    Westy how much do I love that you did a drawing about the NEED for the tan cargos!!! *sorry, i think the real story here is the cargos and not McMom, but I may be a little biased…

    I’m a little worried though…he was hiding behind the door when he was talking to McMon, but he wasn’t in the first pic. Please tell me he wasn’t going commando in the top pic. I shall be v v v v v disappointed and may never get over the devastation. 😦

    1. If you don’t want him to go commando, Ess – then he was wearing his Calvins. Because, it’s not real, you know? πŸ˜‰

      I thought of you and your love for the TAN cargos with every drawing!

      1. I’m just sayin I can’t believe you passed up a chance to draw the FOY. πŸ˜‰

        1. I’ve turned over a new leaf πŸ™‚

          1. Nooooo, don’t say it….

  10. I think mom put that pin-up in his closet.
    Maybe the McDanno Bromance is a bit to tight for her liking?! πŸ˜›

  11. OMG, I’m LOLing SO MUCH!!
    Love that Steve hides behind the door. Love the stick boobies. Love Mom’s identical floral dresses. Love Danno’s crazy hair.
    I AM wearing my thigh holsters!! LOL!

    1. Love that you love it!

  12. Mary Jane · · Reply

    Westyyyy!! This is so funny!! ‘My thigh holsters don’t show up very well against the black ones’, you kill me.

  13. Hee hee hee, I was just capping and this frame totally made me think of Sad Stevie and his sad black wardrobe malfunction “)

    1. Poor poor Stevie!

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