For those two people who haven’t seen the S2 finale, you might want to stop right here.
The Season 2 Finale opens with beautiful waves, beautiful bodies, paddle boarding and surfing. Dave Barnes singing “Hey Now.” Kono exits the water, gives a high five and says ‘sup to some randoms.
Click – someone is taking pictures of Kono. These photos will later get 163 likes and 75 comments on Instagram.
Those numbers would probably be higher, except that Kono still has her bikini top on (do you hear me, Kate?)
Chin and Malia look like the perfect suburban couple – well, minus the kid and the dog and the soccer mom van. I guess that will come later. (Or will it??) Is Chin wearing a pink shirt? Hopefully poor, poor Malia is going to get her hair did.
Click- these pics won’t get as many likes as Kono’s. I’m guessing it’s because of Malia’s hair.
Cranky Danny (clearly not a morning person) signs a delivery receipt and hopes it’s not for an overdue water bill. Maybe he should start thinking about those Navy showers McG bangs on about. Nope, not a bill – it’s from THAT BITCH Rachel – she wants to modify the custody decree. F U, Rachel!
Click. Danny’s pic will appear on instagram with the tag #crankydad
McGGGGGGGG! Squeeeee! He pulls up in the HQ parking lot and exits the Silverado, eyesexing everything in sight. (I’m curious about the H50 parking lot. Do you think they ever have that slight moment of doubt every time they turn the key in the ignition? I know I would, after what happened to Laura Hills in S1 finale.)
McG glances at his watch to make sure he isn’t late for work, and passes a man and woman. You just KNOW the woman looked back after he passed. What normal female wouldn’t? Me, I would have said to my partner ‘Oh, honey, I left something back there. You go on ahead and I’ll catch up. Later. Like at Christmas.’
Someone is watching McG. It’s Joe! Was he the one taking pics of Kono, Chin and Danny earlier? I wonder what Joe’s instagram username is? No, it wasn’t Joe. You know how I know? There are no camera clicks and oh, hey…Joe isn’t carrying a camera and there is no phone in his hand.