Hilary Chaver – Zombie – who is bleeding all over the place, gains access to a vet clinic, shoots Shelley the receptionist, and forces the vet to fix her up. He looks a little confused until she barks at him, then he feels better about it and scrubs up. She leaves a voicemail for someone, obviously her accomplice in all this.
McG and the team learn that Hilary and her partner Rick were supposedly killed in a high speed car chase following a bank robbery. There was no autopsy report due to the condition of the bodies (barbeque, anyone?) and only dental matches were used to identify who was in the car. (Clearly, that dentist was also dancing to the H50 ringtone at the time.)
We learn that Captain Fryer and Dirty Cop Frank Delano were the investigating officers. Aha! Now we’re at Halawa Correctional Facility where Delano is residing, and being questioned by McG and Danny. He can’t offer them much as he thought Chaver was dead.
Joe is keeping vigil at Max’s bedside. Kamekona, like a giant burst of sunshine, enters the room with Tofu Shrimp for Max and calls him a Hiro. Joe chows down on some spicy shrimp and calls McG to tell him that Max said Hilary was wounded. They decide that it’s too risky for her to attend any of the medical facilities in the area, and deduce that she would go to the veterinary clinic. Next time I’m really sick and my doctor can’t fit me in, I’m so going to my nearest animal hospital.
At the clinic, the vet patches Hilary up, but she won’t let him take her temperature. He begs her not to shoot him, because if he’s late for dinner one more time, his wife is gonna kill him. Hilary decides she’ll save Mrs. Vet the trouble, and pops one in him. She makes a phone call to the random guy at the crime scene (remember the one who spoke to Kono?) He’s busy uploading his pictures to instagram, and annoyed at the interruption, so he tells Hilary she got her revenge and now she’s on her own and to look out the window.
She sees McG with his gun trained on the Hello Kitty clinic. The team make their move and Hilary unpacks some serious firepower from her bag. Instagram user Toothpick drives off. There’s a big shootout before the team storm the clinic. McG and Chin go in the front, and there’s poor receptionist Shelley lying on the floor.
McG and Chin enter the room they think Hilary is in, then a big German Shepherd comes out barking, with Hilary right behind. Hilary fires, McG pushes Chin out of the way and takes a few rounds in the back. Thank f/ck for Kevlar! It works!
McG is really pissed now and Danny implores him not to do anything stupid, but even he knows it’s no use. McG pushes a chair out into the hallway, Hilary shoots the chair, and Steve pumps her full of ammo. Danny goes off at McG who responds ‘that was for Fryer.’