Now we’re buying a helicopter with Danny and Kamekona. This scene is BOOOOOORING. I can’t be bothered to go into it in any detail. Danny says something vaguely amusing and Kamekona buys a helicopter. That’s really all you need to know.
Back with Steve, Catherine and Ethan who are looking like a little family in McG’s truck. Seriously, this kid COULD BE THEIR CHILD!!! Is this the closest poor Jana is EVER going to get? McG asks him about his mum and Ethan says that she’s dead. McG heroically manages not to say “or is that just what she WANTS you to think??? Just because she was never late for dinner… you know, it turns out that doesn’t mean ANYTHING.”
God, Cath’s top is hideous. She looks like a three-year-old who’s ingested five tubs of Play-Doh and then thrown up on herself. I like her watch though.
They get to Ethan’s dad’s store, where there is blood splattered all over some bananas and pineapples, and more blood in a pool on the floor. Ethan says to McG “is that my dad’s blood? Is it? What happened to him?” McG gives him a look that says “If only I were still Mick St John, I would be able to do a quick Mooney-sniff and have a psychic flashback to what happened. Alas, being only a human, albeit a kick-a/s one with superior skills to 99.99 recurring percent of the rest of the human race, I have neither the olfactory not the extra-sensory perceptions of a vampire, even a reluctant one therefore I can only answer” (this bit out loud) “I don’t know”. Who would have thought we would see the day it sucked to be McG?
Then they go outside and Ethan says he wants to help them find his dad and McG replies “I’m recruiting you as a member of the Five-0 taskforce. Just until we close this case.” Oh dar. Th ky on my kyboard in btwn th ‘w’ and th ‘r’ is sticking now bcaus I was a littl bit sick on it just thn. Just a sc.
Oh, that’s better. Baby wipes are AWESOME. They clean ANYTHING. Makes you worry a bit what’s in them, really.
Inside the store, there’s a blood trail leading out of the store and money still in the till. Hmmm. Mysterious. Danny’s looking really rather lovely though:
In the car, Danny is talking on the phone to Monkey about how much he misses her… OK, I’m no fan of RacHell, but it’s not really that odd that she would pick Christmas week to go and visit her husband and the father of her baby, surely? If she doesn’t go this week then Stan will miss out on his only child’s first Christmas. Of course, Stan could just come to Hawaii. I don’t even know what my point is anymore. I don’t think Monkey should be in Vegas anyway. She should come back to Hawaii where there aren’t any women walking around in their underwear with giant costumes attached to their arses. Oh hang on…
So ANYWAY McG invites Danny to Casa McGarrett because Mom is going to be cooking Christmas dinner. If she’s anything like her son (and she is) ten bucks says it’ll be McDonald’s. Danny is so unenthusiastic about this that he can’t even think of a new joke and has to recycle the Guns & Ammo one from Season 1 (and why is he asking McG what they do for Christmas? It’s not like he knows). He’s looking very lovely here as well though. Seriously, has Scott Caan been to a spa or something? He looks LUSH in this ep.