The Mom Files – 1:1

Momma McG is back in Hawaii, and in an effort to make up for  those lost years – she wants to do all the little ‘motherly’ things she’s missed out on since Steve was 15.  Or 16.




  1. Perfection. You nailed it. I laughed out loud the whole way through.

    I want my H50 already!!!

    But I’m feeling dumb – what’s TMNT?

  2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!!! FTW!!!

    Ok, this is awesome….BUT, why is sleeping McG under the covers?
    He should be naked and entangled in them……just saying!!

    1. Plus he’s a teenage … boy … #justsaying

      1. ?? He’s not a teenage boy, he’s a man baby!!! dreaming about guns, and grenades, kevlar, and Cath!!

        1. A man baby, LOL. I’m just saying he has needs.

    2. In case you hadn’t noticed, he’s a stick figure. Had he been naked and entangled in the covers, he would still be….a stick figure! There are certain limitations placed on stick figures, but I’ll see what I can come up with for you next time, you dirty girl.

      1. There could be another stick, just asking…..

        1. Oh Kimmer….I love you…..check ur email in a few!!

        2. heymomo · · Reply

          KIMMER FTW!

        3. That would be a big stick…..

          1. And it doesn’t walk softly.

            1. But has no balls 😦

              1. Get outta my innocent little post, you dirty girls!

                1. Ok ok! Honest-to-god, my favorite is “Aw Mom! How thoughtful!”-Steve, with his hands on his cheeks like he’s feeling bashful about it. Close second is “My lunch, genius!”-Steve, because he is so silly-happy 🙂

                2. YOU SEE HOW QUICKLY IT GETS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!! 😆 😆 😆

                  1. Sometimes it’s good to be late to things. I am laughing so hard at these comments, you can’t even imagine. OK actually, you probably can.

                3. I remember another drawing of your, not long ago?! 😆

    3. Infant_Sardonic · · Reply

      Ewww NO! Not when his Mom is in the same house.

  3. I love her leave it to beaver dress, and the fact that Steve is like twice the size of Danny…….bwahahahahaha

    1. I read that fast and thought you said “her beaver dress” and I thought…. thats pretty risque, even for Tink….

      1. Oh honey…. i would never be so crude as to call it a beaver dress….it would be a cooter dress!!

        1. Bwahahahaha !

        2. I love you and your dirty little mind, Justine.

          1. I’m sorry, I am a perv. I just can’t help it. I have a filthy f’ing mind…..and I’m kinda proud of it.

  4. Awww…wee Danny!!

    1. Isn’t he sweet? I love how his legs don’t reach the ground.

  5. Hysterical, as always! Making eggs… so funny.

  6. Cracked me up, Westy. How do you come up with this stuff? Pure. Gold. I think you should write to PLenkov and ask him to include a scene in S3 where Steve goes to work with a TMNT lunch box. I’d definitely tune in for that 🙂

  7. I think Danno is playing airplanes with his PBJs.

    1. Hahaha! He so is! They’re both just big kids.

  8. heymomo · · Reply

    This is all kinds of awesome, babe!! LOVE!

  9. Oh Westy ! So funny, love Stick Steve ne er leaves home without thigh holsters. I also loved everything else the others mentioned.
    I’m also looking forward to the mom files just as much as S3 !!

    Hugs !

    1. Thanks lb! I’m looking forward to Mom meeting Cath-both in S3 and in the Mom files. 🙂

  10. What is TMNT?

    1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! My artistic skillz couldn’t quite let me illustrate them 🙂

      1. I just KNOW Steve had a Ninja Turtle lunch box. Not to be confused with his current lunch box 😉

        1. Although that’s kinda mutant as well. You know, in comparison.

          1. I think he has a Pokemon lunchbox now.

            1. You kill me. I am dead!

  11. Infant_Sardonic · · Reply

    I think my fav bit is Steve asking Danny not to tell his mom they swapped lunch. 🙂

    1. Poor Steve. Mom might be cramping his style soon….

    2. Naughty boys. Loved that bit!

  12. Moms flowery dress….:lol:
    Is the tie making a comeback in S3?
    Thanks for all the fun Westy… are star when it comes to putting a grin on ones face for a day!!

    1. Thank you, Foyeur!
      I put the tie on Danny just because I could 🙂
      I like Mom’s dress too – it was either a floral dress or an apron.

      1. I actually miss the ties….!!

        1. Me too. It’s one of Danny’s little ‘things’. Now he’s just like everyone else on the island. Let’s hope he doesn’t start wearing cargo pants!

  13. How come Steve is so messy with his clothes? They are all over the floor, doesn´t a Navy officer fold them neatly before going to bed 😉
    Loved the post again Westy! Always fun moments here, thank you 😀

    1. He used to be neat before Mom came back. Now he’s messy because he knows she’ll pick up after him. 😉

      1. It must be something to do with Cath – I wonder why?…..remember how his clothes was scattered all over the floor when she came to visit!

  14. Amazing, AGAIN, Westy! I especially love “15. Or 16”. Poor confuzzled Show.

  15. Mary Jane · · Reply

    Pop tarts!!!

  16. Westy, are you a writer on the show? Cuz I just saw this scene for realz!

    1. Oh, if I was a writer on the show, we would never have had she whose name shall not be mentioned.

      1. And we probably wouldn’t need diagrams to understand the plot each week.

      2. Then I vote westy for President….errr. I mean westy for 5-0 writer. I like the crayon diaries but enjoy following a show without needing one.

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