Author Archives: Alex

H50 4.06 – Kupouli ‘la (Broken)

There will be a lot of screencaps in this recaps because this episode was seriously beautiful *sigh*. Thanks to bookemdanno, as usual. Mwah! Yay, Rocky Horror! Three seconds in and I love this episode already. Max and Sabrina are at a party with lots of people who are singing ‘let’s do the Time Warp again’ […]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.05 – The Girl In The Flower Dress

Sorry this is a little late, I haven’t been well but I got there in the end :-). We’re in Hong Kong with a street magician who has the mystical patter down pat but unfortunately his tricks are lame and obvious, according to the onlookers (actually, they do have a point) – but then he […]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.04 – Eye Spy

We’re in Stockholm, where the Red Man Group are handcuffed to briefcases, wearing incongruous flat caps which don’t match their power suits, and taking the subway. Because this is Television Europe, people don’t think there is anything strange about this and try to dance with them. I’m from Actual Europe and I think: weirdos. A […]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.03 – The Asset

This recap brought to you by a South-Eastern Australian Merlot. And jolly nice it was too.     The episode starts with your typical truck driver, driving his truck, as truck drivers do (I have no idea if this is actually a truck. Over here it’s a lorry but that probably won’t mean anything to […]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.02 – 0-8-4

Just so you know, this was nearly just every screencap of Melinda May from this entire episode. But I thought you might like some words and also some pictures of Camilla. It is still mostly screencaps of Melinda May though, punctuated by sighing. Sigh. ^^^ Like so. Ward and Melinda May are being all ‘hmm, […]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.01 – Pilot

*still hyperventilating* It’s Gunn! hi Gunn! He’s looking at Avengers figurines with his son and is obviously in dire financial straits because even the kid’s picked up on it :-(. Then a building explodes (I jumped! Did you jump?) and…. woah, should he be able to do that?? So Gunn Spidermans – sort of – […]

Excuse Me, But Your Gender Bias Is Showing.

Please check your privilege here. If you’re not sure what that means – and it’s highly misunderstood and gets a bad press that I don’t think is entirely warranted – it can be summed up as follows: Elvis checked his privilege before it was cool. So, it’s That Post You’ve All Been Dreading! I’d been […]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – only 4 days to go!

“It’s a new world. Nothing has been the same since the Battle of New York. These are the agents that work the cases that S.H.I.E.L.D. hasn’t classified. When you’re dealing with the strange and the mysterious, you need a hand-picked team that can get the job done no matter the circumstances.” The first adventure of […]

Westy And McG’s Yoga Lesson

(After Westy And McG’s Grand Day Out, I forgot to take off McG’s guyliner camo paint so he was still wearing it when I got him out of his bag (this sounds very wrong). I tried to take it off with a baby wipe but it had welded itself to his face so I got […]

H50 3.24 – Aloha. Malama Pono (Farewell And Take Care) – Page 3

31. They convince Rafael to let them help him get his son back in exchange for information about the attack. He tells them that it will be in San Francisco but he won’t tell them anything more until his son is safe. Then they have to hustle him out of the building because the Feds […]