Category The MOM Files

The Mom Files – 1:4 (Spoilers for episode 3:5)

Mom is cramping Steve’s style.  Or is she? Maybe Mom wants some Joe White time, and needs to get rid of Steve. Will Steve turn into a creepy, unmarried middle-aged son who never leaves home and looks after Mom when she’s old and infirm? And if you’re wondering when Mom and Steve got a cat, […]

The Mom Files – 1:3

Mom’s cooking again.  Steve is suspicious.  Mom recites Haiku Yoda style – all those years in Japan, and she still sucks at Haiku.

The Mom Files – 1:2

Steve has a wardrobe malfunction.  A FUCUP dream comes true. (Too bad we’re not there to see it.) Mom might be heading back to Japan. **************************************************

The Mom Files – 1:1

Momma McG is back in Hawaii, and in an effort to make up for  those lost years – she wants to do all the little ‘motherly’ things she’s missed out on since Steve was 15.  Or 16. **************************************************

The Mom Files

Men are what their mothers made them. -Ralph Waldo Emerson You know, I never would have left the island, I never would have joined the Navy, or missed every holiday, every birthday, half of Mary’s life. The day that car exploded, that made me who I am. -Steve McGarrett I can’t wait for S3! Can’t […]